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is a very exciting but difficult sport. To my surprise,
my 40-year-old husband decided to join our daughter
Laurel in taking rollerskating lessons last week. After
their first lesson, Laurel bubbled over with joy. When
I asked her about the first lesson, she said, ¡°All
was very exciting, but the T-stops are very hard to
do.¡±Then I asked my husband, ¡°What is the hardest
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Last
Monday, I was in a humorous situation. I was asking
a foreign passenger at my airline check-in counter if
he wanted a smoking or a mom-smoking seat. In heavily
accented English, he replied that he preferred a non-smoking
seat. After I checked the seats left, I said to him,
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One
rainy morning, my mother went out for her daily jog.
About 30 minutes later, she returned to the house. As
she walked into the house, she suddenly slipped and
fell, hitting her head on the stairs. I called an ambulance
in a hurry. When they arrived, they first asked my mother
very easy questions to determine her consciousness.
¡°Ma'am, what is today?¡±inquired one man. Without hesitation,
my mother replied, ¡°An unlucky day.¡±
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need for a nigth out. So I asked my father to baby-sit
while we went to a movie, assuring him that we would
be back in two hours. On our way home back, my wife
and I agreed to give my father some reward. Returning
home, I said to him, ¡°Dad, current baby-sitting rates
are 5 dollars an hour.¡±After a moment, he took out
his wallet. Giving me 10 dallras, he said, ¡°I had a
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